don’t date someone who doesn’t put the grocery cart back in the cart return
It’s called creating jobs
actually its called ‘not being rude and making someone’s job easier’
*pours box of cornflakes directly onto the floor of Aisle 7* it’s called creating jobs sweetie ;)
i hate when teachers are like “sorry if im grumpy ive had a class each period haha” like ????? what do you think students do?????
WE HAVE A REPUBLICAN CONGRESS
A DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENT
POLITICS IS ABOUT TO GET REEEEEEEEEALLY INTERESTING
No it’s about to get really boring. I’ll give you a preview…
Obama: let’s do a thing.
Republicans: no.
Extended preview:
Obama: let’s do a thing
Republicans: No
Media: Obama won’t change the issues and the country is falling apart and it’s all obama’s fault
YOU DONT BELIEVE IN GOD *SMASHES WINDOW* I DONT BELIEVE IN LUCK *RIPS SHIRT* THEY DONT BELIEVE IN US *BOMBS NEIGHBORS TRASH* BUT I BELIEVE WERE THE ENEMYYYYYYY *LIGHTS WORLD ON FIRE*
Obama on gay adoption
yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy
Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.
my only talents include spotting band merch from 20 miles away and recognizing the first note of welcome to the black parade
me: *Finds new song that really likes*
me: *PLAYS ON REPEAT UNTIL IT’S DEAD TO ME*
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